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## After-hours advice

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### [The Five-Minute Closing Walk Every Restaurant Should Do](https://www.sleepyhollowsecurity.com/blog/the-five-minute-closing-walk-every-restaurant-should-do)

Same order every night. It works because it is boring.

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