Start any After-Hours plan before the next full moon and the first month costs nothing. Pick the strength that suits the street. We can turn it up later.
Dusk-to-dawn coverage, seven nights a week. A plain written report every morning. A Certified Haunted Decal for your window. The Empty-Handed Guarantee on all of it.
Your first month is free, which is one-twelfth of your year: 1 doubloon on a Whisper, 2 on a Wail, and 3 on a Full Poltergeist. Souls, gold, or favors accepted. Dollars reluctantly.
Not every night has to be loud. I recommend the lightest haunting that does the job, and we turn it up if the street changes.
The quiet deterrent. A draft at neck height, a door that closes itself, something that almost clears its throat.
Unexplained footsteps and flickering lights, always from the room you just checked. Nobody stays to find out why.
Chains, slamming doors, and office supplies that rise slowly off the desk. When the stapler floats, people leave.
Every plan includes a Certified Haunted Decal for your window and a plain written report every morning.
1 soul = 12 doubloons = 4 favors. A favor is a small kindness, delivered once a quarter. Dollars accepted, reluctantly, at whatever rate Ezekiel quotes in writing.
If an intruder fails to run off empty-handed and frightened, the way they always do in haunted houses, the night shall be forgiven. Claims within 30 days.
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