The five-minute closing walk. Same order every night. It works because it is boring.
- Back door. Latch it, then test it with your hand. Looking at it does not count.
- Walk-in. Door shut, light off, temperature logged.
- Liquor. Locked. Key on your ring, not on the nail.
- Register. Drawer open and empty, so nobody has to guess.
- Grease bin. Lid down, lock on. Stolen oil is a real crime.
What we add
The Spirits Cabinet Patrol guards the liquor and the cash drawer. The Grease Reaper watches the oil. You get a report in the morning, even on a quiet night.
One more thing
Turn the music off. A silent dining room is the best alarm there is.
Corrections. An earlier version of this article said the closing walk takes five minutes. A reader timed it at four minutes and fifty seconds, and has requested a plaque.